This is the only recorded vision of the Great Sporkian High Priest

*The Spork hath spoken*

Ah welcome fellow worshipers, last night in my dreams the mighty Spork spoke to me. He told me of many people in the world think that this site is unholy and blasphemous. This upset me greatly but the Spork still said more. The mighty Spork said to add a part that explained a simple thing to the world of these people. A simple thing called laughter. I will now explain the steps to those of you who seem to have a problem with all of this. here we go.

1). You can start the process of laughter by determining what is a joke and what is not. While some things are hard to understand exactly why they are funny..and others are easy to see why they are funny. Once you determine the difference you may continue to step 2.

2). Ah, so you figured out the difference, good. Now the second thing that Spork had to say was that it would help greatly if all of you who do not understand would simply remove the hair out of your a**.Be forewarned, depending on the total anal retention: this could be a very painful process. The size will determine the lack or presence of humor within you. Please do not write to Sporkian with these details. Well on to the next step.

3). Now, you have so far determined the difference between a joke and a non-joke but serious thing. Good. Now all of you who do not understand, go back to the main hall and look through the page again, then determine whether or not you should send me the humble High Priest of this church nasty letters and even letters saying i should get biblical counseling. Ha ha ha now I’m sure we are all laughing and thinking that it was all a bad idea to send that good man such things. So with that I leave you to do as you wish.

Thank you and may Spork Bless you

- High Priest Sporkian